Name: Honey Parker

Age: 25

Location: Ontario, Canada

Sign: Cancer

Height: 5'3

Weight: 203

Measurements: 47-38-48

Bra size: 38H

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Favorite Color: Pink, red, dark brown & military green

Favorite Food: Pocky, black olives, cupcakes, Eastern cuisine & corndogs

Favorite Drink: Grape and Lime Slurpee, Ovaltine & Boylan's Creamy Red Birch Beer

Favorite Movies: Planet of the Apes (1968), Barbarella, Dawn of the Dead (1978) & Santa Sangre

Favorite Author: Chuck Palahnuik, Joe R Lansdale, Katherine Dunn and Maurice Sendak

Comic book/Graphic Novel: Anything touched by the hand of Garth Ennis, Mike Mignola, Steve Niles, Alan Moore or Robert Kirkman

Turn Ons: Tall people, long limbs, guys in eyeliner, uniforms, silly sense of humour, hockey players, geekiness, furry man chests, big lady boobs and fresh from the fight style black eyes & split lips

Turn Offs: Desperation, bad hygiene, ignorance, disembodied genitalia pictures, bad body modification, 'text talk' & inflated egos

Ambitions: To have my fiction published and make a living off of any of my creative ventures, be it my art or my writing